Ted Cruz ’92 got hosed three times from Tower when he was at Princeton
Good call, Tower
It’s almost February, and you know what that means. It’s bicker season.
Hundreds of anxious sophomores will grace the doorsteps of Princeton’s five most selective eating clubs and Tower to try their best to be accepted. Inevitably, some of these poor souls won’t end up getting accepted to the club of their dreams.
If you get hosed, never fear, because you’re in the very questionable company of Ted Cruz.
Craig Mazin – Ted Cruz’s freshman roommate, and now the guy who wrote The Hangover 2 and 3 – gave us this beauty eight months ago to the day.
And just this evening, we received confirmation from the legend Craig Mazin himself that the club Cruz was hosed from (three times) was Tower.
Some people make fun of Tower for not being terribly selective and letting almost anyone in. This proves that Tower at least has some sort of standard when it comes to accepting bickerees.
After he was hosed three times, Cruz signed into Colonial.
Tower, you dodged a bullet.
Colonial, we sorry.