PSU’s official final debate drinking game
Maybe some alcohol will make it easier to watch
Now that the date to register to vote in Pennsylvania is finally over (and thank god, because we were sick of being harassed at the Allen Street gates for the past few weeks) we can focus on what we do best: finding an excuse to drink.
Whether you’re “with her” or on the Trump train, there’s no loser when there’s plenty of beer and a little friendly competition. Here’s some rules to get you started. Drink responsibly (or not).
Take a sip every time Trump pronounces something wrong.
You know what I mean, every “yuuggee” and every “juh-eye-nah”
Any time Hillary mentions she was Secretary of State, take a sip.
In case we forgot or something
Every time Trump interrupts Hillary, take a swig.
In which case, you’ll probably be finished with your drink during the first five minutes of the debate
Start a waterfall every time you lose hope for the future of our country.
Because let’s admit it, it might just be all downhill from here
If Hillary does a little shimmy, finish your drink.
You know the one
Any time Trump refuses to elaborate, take a shot.
Please note: the elaboration should make sense and be coherent
Start a waterfall when Trump complains about this election being rigged.
Because we all know Trump is desperate to gain credibility and the only way to wash down his ignorance with a glass or two
If you hear “big, beautiful wall” bong a beer.
Because nothing is more beautiful than a Natty dribbling out of your mouth
When you hear, “Stronger Together” or “Make America Great Again” slap a bag of Franzia.
As if those slogans haven’t been engraved into your mind enough already
And when you just can’t watch it anymore, start drinking some water and go to bed. That Thursday 8am will be here faster than you know it.