The Wharton curriculum bored my brains out

None of which involved the game

We’re 13th out of 50 universities

Warning: there are skeletons

What’s the most outrageous MERT experience you’ve had?

Of course alumni from the pre-professional Ivy would start a job search website

‘Show us some pictures!’ Uh…

Seeking new relationship: Huntsman isn’t working and I’m tired of GSRs

No, the Arabic on my sweatshirt doesn’t say ‘I support ISIS’

I don’t want to choose the best worst option

They are among us strolling through Locust Walk

‘Our professor started class by saying that three students had lost their lives this weekend’

Yep, even the sceney ones.

Freshmen: you’re not gonna die if you don’t get a Castle wristband

Then we followed up with them

Once again, pulling trig has nothing to do with trigonometry

Fraternity members here don’t deserve their collective reputation