Penn is obviously the inspiration for the new American Hogwarts

No one can rock an enchanted robe and enormous glasses like us Quakers

I dropped out of Penn and I’m glad I did

The Wharton curriculum bored my brains out

The best moments from Super Bowl 50

None of which involved the game

Penn alumni network ranked among nation’s most powerful

We’re 13th out of 50 universities

What are the weirdest campus jobs at Penn?

Warning: there are skeletons

How to get away with MERTer

What’s the most outrageous MERT experience you’ve had?

The Penn alumni whose website will help you get a job in college

Of course alumni from the pre-professional Ivy would start a job search website

What’s your defining moment?

It’s time to reflect

The most awkward questions we got about college during Thanksgiving

‘Show us some pictures!’ Uh…

Best secret study spots on campus

Seeking new relationship: Huntsman isn’t working and I’m tired of GSRs

The Middle East is not just ISIS or nuclear deals

No, the Arabic on my sweatshirt doesn’t say ‘I support ISIS’

Our first election: Why underclassmen can’t – and shouldn’t – know who to vote for

I don’t want to choose the best worst option

Meet the sophomore who makes hats worn by Rihanna and Tyga

“[our caps] eventually got picked up by Tyga and Rihanna without any product placement”

Penntrepeneurs are changing the world

They are among us strolling through Locust Walk

Penn students in Paris mourn lives lost

‘Our professor started class by saying that three students had lost their lives this weekend’

Every type of person you’ll meet at Penn

Yep, even the sceney ones.

The crippling effects of Penn FOMO and how to cure it

Freshmen: you’re not gonna die if you don’t get a Castle wristband

We Facebook stalked Penn students’ embarrassing high school posts

Then we followed up with them

Do Penn professors know Penn lingo?

Once again, pulling trig has nothing to do with trigonometry