Definitive proof that a dog is better than a boyfriend
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog
Carrie Underwood said it best when she sang, “The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.” Don’t get me wrong, being in a relationship can be great. However, there is so much that can go wrong. So why don’t we all save ourselves the heartache and just get a dog?
Dogs never ask where you’re going.
Dogs will always cuddle with you.
Dogs won’t wake up one morning and not love you anymore.
Dogs will never love anyone as much as they love you.
Dogs will always be happy to see you.
It will never matter if you’ve been gone for five minutes or five hours, you will always be greeted with a wagging tail and over enthusiastic licking. I dare you to find a boyfriend that is ever that happy to see you.
Dogs will never complain about what movies you watch.
Dogs don’t care what you look like.
Dogs aren’t passive aggressive.
Dogs are down to eat anything.
There won’t be anymore of this “I don’t know, where do you want to go?” thing that never seems to have a real end.
Dogs will let you dress them without complaining.