Jobs Kanye could do at Ohio State to pay off his debt
Other than spread positive energy
No need to ask Mark Zuckerberg for money over Facebook Kanye, we have a list of jobs you can do at THE Ohio State University to help you pay off your debts.
We’re here to help Kanye.
Wouldn’t you love it if Kanye taught you all about life, or gave you a parking ticket? There’s so many jobs he could do at OSU to pay off that $53 million.
Construction worker
Work it harder, make it better
We know that there will be a need for construction workers on and around campus for the next 40 years or so… so it leads to job stability which music doesn’t always do.
Plus, it might make him change up his style a bit since he won’t be able to wear shirts that go down to his knees anymore.
Philosophy professor
Don’t distract him from his creative process
With quotes like “Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one that believed it?” how could Kanye not be a philosophy professor?
It’s for sure he would definitely leave students leaving class thinking, “what did we just learn?” aside from the fact that their brains would get all sorts of work outs trying to keep up with his lectures.
Hopefully he can dedicate one entire class period to explaining why he should rule the world. #Yeezus2020
Assistant football coach
Imma let you finish the game but
From the way he interrupted TSwift in 2009, we all know he’s got no problem throwing his two cents in which would make him a perfect assistant coach.
With The Life of Pablo playing from the locker room to pump up the Buckeyes, Kanye could probably give one hell of a pump up pregame speech. Just make sure he stays off the headsets for fear of bursting into a rap battle.
Campus Parc
Kanye loves giving you parking tickets more than Kanye loves Kanye
In the past year alone, I am ashamed to admit that I have given hundreds to this awful place. Whether it’s from parking tickets or buying a $150 permit to park at work, CampusParc has a lot of money. He definitely has the attitude to be one of the people who loves to make an OSU students day the worst.
Just think of him riding up in a pimped out CampusParc SUV and yelling out “Hey! You can’t park there!” with his own album blasting through the speakers. There’s no doubt in my mind that Kanye could not only make $53 million within a few months but he would enjoy it.
He’d ticket you for playing Taylor Swift that’s for sure.
President
Yeezus for President
OSU has a had our fair share of pretty cool presidents. Not that we don’t love President Drake, Kanye as our president could help give him that taste of being in charge of a large group of people before his Presidential campaign in 2020.
Good luck Kanye.