There’s an awful new hair trend and it’s called a man braid
It genuinely looks like an armadillo on your head
An awful new male hair trend has come to my attention, and I am here to warn you of it.
This new style is in fact called a “man braid,” and it’s the latest terrible hairstyle to emerge from the UK, making waves in the US this season.
Shall we discuss the issue with this haircut? Shall I go in on the atrocities this new “hair trend” possesses? *sets down wine glass*
This haircut is disgusting to say the least. I just have so many questions.
How much time did they spend making that hairstyle? What chemicals or hair products were used to make this hairstyle? Does Old Spice have a hair care line?
Why does it look like the shell of an armadillo? Or a horseshoe crab? Consider the similarities:
What is going on at the sides? Are those fades?
Why is the person in the photo so proud of his “haircut”?
Is this some form of cultural appropriation?
It’s bad enough we have to deal with all the antics going on in America now, let alone our lives as college students.
The least we need is for this hair trend to make it’s way across the pond? Imagine Hugh Grant with that hairstyle when he met Bridget Jones! Or Harry Potter! Or Ed Sheeran performing with one at the Grammys this year!
God even Justin Bieber! Not the Biebs!
We are barely getting through the stage of the man bun. Now this!
#BOYCOTTMANBRAID2016