#Durham has spoken
Because where you eat is important
He belongs to a family from Colfax
So where are we going for dinner tonight, fam???
He’s the oldest receiver on the team
‘We don’t need no spotter’
No suspects have been named
More rankings, yay!
#PackAbroad will give you wanderlust
But we can only afford 1-ply toilet paper
I thought I was the only one who cared
Ask me if I’m packing
Take that, Tigers
I got that summertime sadness
They get rejected more often than you
Like senior superlatives in high school, but less savage