What we overheard at the St. Fratty’s darties

If you couldn’t make it out this year, here’s what you missed

As any Michigan student will tell you, St. Patrick’s day is one of the greatest holidays in the world. Shamrocks, green beer, and someone to kiss if you’re Irish…or not. But everyone knows the real fun comes the Saturday after, aka St. Fratty’s, a day to darty to your heart’s desire in your discounted St. Patrick’s Day gear and climb those elevated surfaces like it’s a game day. It’s also a day filled with some very memorable moments. Here are some of our favorite quotes from Saturday.

1 .”I just date blondes because it’s easier to just end things because I know we won’t have a future.”
2 . “Want to see my National Republican membership card?”

3. “Kasich is my boy”
4. “I’m a freshman.”
5. “Aw that’s so cute, let me pinch your cheek!”
6. “Everyone in BME has hooked up. Every single one.”
7. “I feel like you’re just a giant asshole but I like you.”
8. “Have you ever looked at your elbows and just been like, this is so unnatural?”
9. “The only thing I want in my life is a shot glass necklace.”

10. “I just feel like it’s so practical.”
11. “I just made mine with scotch tape.”
12. “Is it wrong if I go out on St. Patrick’s day and just pick up stuff that drunk girls drop?”
13. “I liked him at first but then he got too creepy to the point where he just wasn’t attractive anymore.”
14. “If you’re ugly everything you do is creepy.”
15. “Squad is such a weird word if you think about it. Squad.”
16. “I just want to go home and hang out with my dog.”
17. “Doesn’t everyone?”

18. “No but I got ditched in the bathroom of Ross like fuck that.”
19. “Everyone in the MBA program is just judging us so hard right now.”
20. “If you don’t do a drunk Irish jig did you even celebrate St Fratty’s?”
21. “I’m too wine drunk to think about anything right now.”
22. “Selena Gomez is actually just so sexual.”
23. “Like no I can’t keep my hands to MYSELF.”
24. “Can we take a picture even if we’re not in this frat?”
25. “I was trying to fight someone today but I couldn’t find that girl I hate.”
26. “I was ready to throw a beer can at her but it ended up being someone else.”
27. “They asked me if I could twerk on a wall and I was like no but I can twerk standing up.”

28. “Yeah you probably shouldn’t do that in the workplace, that’s so inappropriate.”
29. “This kid straight peed himself and fell into the speakers.”
30. “We’ve all been there.”
31. “I definitely haven’t.”
32. “I almost just threw up right now. That was really gross.”
33. “I just want pizza and someone to love me.”
34. “Dude can you hold my cigarette while I take a pull?”
35. “I have NOT spent all day yelling at you for what you did this weekend; I’m yelling at you for what you did LAST weekend. Pay attention, you drunk fuck up.”

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