Every thought a Cali girl has during a Michigan winter
Seriously you guys, winter sucks
- I’m going to slip
- I think I’ve mastered the walk…it’s a stomp
- Ah I’m sliding
- That girl would have judged me if I fell just then
- My legs are tingly
- Lulu’s really aren’t meant as pants
- Tomorrow I’ll wear actual pants
- I can’t feel the majority of my right foot
- Aaaaand there goes the feeling in my left
- Do people actually use their hoods?
- All good I see another girl with her hood up, it’s socially acceptable
- And now I can’t see
- My gloves aren’t letting me open my phone
- Do I subject my hands to the elements to see what my roommate snapped me?
- Maybe I’ll try to open my screen using my nose
- That man just judged me
- Alright the right glove is coming off
- Worth it for the “11°” Snapchat
- Now the tips of my fingers are slightly burning
- I’m going to wrap my scarf around the bottom half of my face because that looks like a smart idea
- Why is the area under my nose slightly wet…?
- Ew
- Love having no feeling on my upper lip so I don’t even notice a runny nose
- That’s hot
- I feel like a puffy, burnt marshmallow
- I totally look like I grew up in a snowy climate, I’m such a natural
- Everyone looks the same
- Oooooo I like the brown fur trim on those Sorel boots that girl is wearing
- That would match the fur on my Canada Goose so well
- I still have another minute to get to the Diag, I don’t think my body can make it
- A red Canada Goose on a guy…go you dude, way to really put yourself out there
- How is that girl only wearing Adidas and an intermediate NorthFace?
- I would be a popsicle if I was her
- Maybe suffer from hypothermia
- I’m going to text my mom in class and tell her about the frozen tundra I just endured
- Both of my parents would actually be so proud
- I now know what The Weeknd meant by not being able to feel one’s face
- I wonder if everyone else is as cold as I am right now
- Tbt to the Pacific Ocean and feeling burnt alive by the sun
- I could really go for a hot coco or a warm cookie or a hot vanilla latte
- Door in sight, you got it
- Five
- Four
- Three
- Two
- One
- Way to not keep the door open for me, blonde girl
- That was rude
- Ugh, why do they make these doors so heavy?
- Mmm warmth