MSU ranked one of the top 10 schools for falling in love
This is some sort of joke right?
Michigan State just got ranked the #7 best college for falling in love by College Magazine… which may seem confusing to the vast majority of us that are #foreveralone.
But with apparently a solid male to female ratio and swoon-worthy campus setting for sunset walks on the beach (aka freezing cold stumbling back from the bar holding hands if you’re with a real prince charming) MSU has snagged one of the top spots to find “the one.”
The article claims: “Michigan State University’s shining armor comes from the venerable Beaumont Tower beckoning lovers to kiss in its shadow. Legend holds kissing there makes you a true Spartan and fates you to marry your sweetheart.”
Beaumont Tower isn’t always our go-to make out spot but whatever floats your boat, I guess. We’ll take it.