You could’ve bought 39 vodka sodas at Moonies

It was me against seven guys

‘The crowd was trashy, and you have lots of drunk people…’

Stop playing with us

Bring out the turkey

What happens now?

Clinton’s loss signaled that Democrats have essentially hit rock bottom

We’re still the same community

‘The privilege I wasn’t afforded prevented me from having to choose between the lesser of two evils’

See you on the other side

And the best ones we could find

You don’t wanna miss this

Surprisingly, not many cats

Our tails are wagging