Everything you could buy with President Harreld’s annual salary

Have you ever wondered how much our university president gets paid each year? Knowing that university executives receive an obscenely high salary, you can probably guess Bruce makes bank.

According to data collected by The Chronicle of Higher Education, President Bruce Harreld is the 61st highest paid university president in the United States, making $590,000 annually.

That being said, we put together a comprehensive list of all the ridiculous things you could buy at Iowa with dear old Bruce’s yearly salary.

3,933 nights of bottle service at Eden

Hawkeye football tickets for the next 1,457 seasons

84,286 Brugger’s bagels breakfast sandwiches

147,500 Java House coffees

26,818 Airliner pizzas

73,75o margaritas at Cactus

14,750 eighths of Iowa weed

118,000 carbombs at Dublin Underground

18,438 sushi boats at Formosa

19,667 nights of birthday pitchers at Spoco

2,360,000 wings at Brothers 25¢ Wing Wednesdays

65,556 burgers at Short’s

98,333 bottles of Andre champagne at Union

590,000 Dollar U-Call-It’s at Summit

If you’re still alive, please call an Uber home from Summit. Get home safe!