This guy is offering ‘living elf’ services in Cambridge
Christmas sweaters and spiked eggnog is not cutting it anymore
You’ve put up your empty stockings, $6 lights from CVS, and wrapping paper on your door.
But this guy in the Cambridge area thinks you’re missing something. He’s offering you his “Living Elf on the Shelf” services on Craigslist.
“For $100/hour I will come to your holiday party dressed as the Elf on the Shelf and sit in any location you assign me while I stare emptily at your guests for the duration of the event,” he writes.
His name is whatever you want it to be
As the semester official ends this Sunday, you better call him ASAP for your dorm holiday party with no one but LS1a students Saturday night, because he’s in “high demand.”
“My services have been in high demand this season, so I now require at least 48 hours notice in advance of any bookings and appreciate your understanding.”
Happy holidays.