Everything Donald Trump would say if he was tweeting about Florida State

‘Make Suwannee great again’

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve probably taken notice to President Trumps tendency to (excessively) tweet. While they aren’t full of valuable information or information you’d expect a president, of all people, to tweet about, they are so painfully and awkwardly hilarious to read. Why is he always yelling? Why is he constantly giving so much attention to the “fake” media? Why does he love to trash talk people like a high school girl? While I may not have the answers to these questions, what I do have are all the Trump approved tweets about FSU.

RIP Papa Johns.

He isn’t wrong tho…

We’ve all been trying to get onto the campus story since it was first started. You aren’t special.

But why can I actually see this happening?

I think my left foot would be more reliable than the FSU bus system.

This may be the one and only time I can support something Trump has tweeted or said.

Will someone please tell me why frat dudes love Trump so much?

Too bad you want to get rid of all those diverse people you saw at Market Wednesday.

Gordo’s is the hero we didn’t know we needed.

What’s very sad is that you think you’d ever have a chance against the dream team that is Thrasher and Jimbo.

Build that wall real quick, Trump. All of FSU will thank you.

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