If our Instagrams were honest: Halloween edition
Being honest can be scary
Halloween is the best time of year – you can shamelessly stuff your face with candy and wash it all down with orange jello shots. It is the time of year when we can pretend to be a sexy cat and not an overworked college student drowning in coursework. Here’s to all of the fierce af Instagram posts to come…
Expectation: Wear really high, sexy heels and make it through the night.
Reality: You begin to complain about your heels halfway through the night and you keep asking your friends if it would be weird if you took them off.
Expectation: You mimic the eye makeup tutorial you saw on YouTube perfectly the first time you try it.
Reality: You’ve done your eyeliner five times now and your eyes are burning, so you decide that your costume will have a mask… mystery is sexy right?
Expectation: You come up with a really original couple costume and everyone compliments you all night.
Reality: You see five other people wearing the same costume as you at the party
Expectation: Come up with a super cute, elaborate costume. You want to go all out for Halloween this year.
Reality: You’re a broke college student who can only afford a pair of $3 cat ears from Walmart. Let’s be real, though, you got them because you’re basic af.
Expectation: Eat candy with all of your friends while watching a scary movie together.
Reality: Eat the whole bag by yourself as you watch Hocus Pocus alone in the dark.
Expectation: Looking super sexy and feeling confident in your costume this year.
Reality: You hate how you look in your costume and you end up freezing outside.
Halloween is the best night to dress up and take fierce pictures with your squad. But don’t even pretend that you’re not going be hungover and still in your full face of makeup on November 1st. We’re right there with you. Happy Talloween!