The best of FSU’s ‘class of’ pages

‘I will give you $10 to kill the roach that’s in my car’

Florida State’s “class of” pages were once a place to find the perfect random roommate, but as we continue to move through the stages of college, our pages seem to evolve with us.

Amongst the sea of used textbooks and lost IDs from the night before, you are likely to come across some gems that give both comedic relief and lots of confusion.

The value of a bug

When your parents tell you to budget for emergencies and you find the perfect moment to dig into that stash.

Trash for tats?

I admire the honesty. We are all educated college kids who understand the basic fundamentals of a free market economy and we also understand how to turn a sub-par christmas gift into real priorities.

At least FSU has its priorities straight

You’d think that the capital of Florida would know how to prepare for a category one hurricane, but instead are so focused on towing cars and giving out parking tickets, they weren’t ready.

Amber Alert in AEPi

Here’s to the guy that marketed his missing hat as potential Amber Alert. Props to him for having his facts straight, down to the relationship between the two girls. He means business.

Rush F Γ Δ T? 

Imitation is the highest form of flattery? Who needs letters when you can just run around saying your in “Frat??” If you can’t join ’em, be ’em???

PSA: Don’t be an asshole

Saving the world from idiots, one Facebook post at a time. The class pages can also act as digital memo boards for our campus’s most important public service announcements.

Last seen at Tabu

But at least she has her wallet, phone, and ID. Unlike even one else on these pages, she seems to at least be accountable for her property…maybe just not her actions.

Selling your childhood

We all have our hobbies and to each his own.  If feel like everyone thought Beanie Babies were going to be worth something someday, yet here we all are with a worthless fake zoo chilling in our closets.

Sending your condolences 

Shoutout to the FSU “Class of Pages” to create a sense of community on campus. If only there were more every day heros to admit their faults. I’m sure we’d all appreciate just a little “sorry” for the amount of times a biker or skateboarders almost ran us over.

Don’t trust the ghost in apartment 23 B

As if Tallahassee didn’t already creep you out….a wise (wo)man once said “Tallahassee is a godless place,” but they didn’t account for the ghosts of hook ups past that lurk in our apartments.

The best FSU Craigslist add you’ll ever see

Props must be given to both the honestly and the straight forward approach. Not only is he putting himself out there, but he also provided a questionnaire so he doesn’t have to pry that information out of you on the first date.

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