Here’s a comprehensive list of all the things you could buy with UF president Kent Fuchs’s salary

I guess he really is a daddy

According to a study updated this week, University of Florida President Kent Fuchs makes roughly $1,102,862 a year. Out of the extensive list of all public institutions, Fuchs’s salary ranked as the 4th highest.

In other words, UF is dishing out the big bucks to keep Fuchs around, even more so than the average of other institutions. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll be the first to admit he’s a daddy — with that salary, he could make me a sugar baby in the snap of a finger.  Actually, he could pay for a lot of things with that kind of money.

I generally oppose math and all things Megan Mocko, but in the name of curiosity, I’ve complied a comprehensive list of all the things you could buy with Kent Fuchs’s salary:

  • 368,850 slices of drunk pizza from pizza by-the-slice

  • As if we need more, 551 scooters

  • 172 students’ tuition (bring on the anarchy)

  • You could buy literal privilege and admission into Florida Blue Key with 441 memberships to Greek life

  • 73,524 Gator1 cards after you’ve lost yours for the millionth time

  • Ditch your roommates, join your most wealthy friends, and buy 947 months of rent in a one-bedroom apartment at 2nd Ave Centre

  • 55,143 student football tickets

  • Build a new library named Weston that has the amenities of both Library West and Marston so everyone shuts the hell up over which one is better

I’m not bitter, but these are just a few to name. Maybe we’ll keep him around, maybe we could add more stairs to Newell Hall. All I know is, with that amount of cash, the possibilities are limitless.


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