UF has frozen over
We’re all gonna die
Seriously guys, what is happening today? Yesterday it was 82, and now this shit? I can’t even explain how upset and baffled I am, and I know I’m not alone in this feeling.
Here are all the stages of warm weather grief we’ve experienced today — Florida, you have really betrayed us.
5:00am, wake up shaking with heart racing thinking “holy shit, how am I so cold right now?”
Go on Snapchat because we’re awake anyway and the weather filter says it’s 46 degrees outside.
Call mother because everyone brought home their cold weather (Florida oops) coat during Spring Break.
Realize this is basically the movie Frozen, without an Oscar-winning song or princess-like couture clothing.
Ok, this is climate change at its finest, our school environment is literally freezing over.
Google “Gainesville weather” and see that no newspaper or magazine has covered how cold it is so this is obviously a conspiracy.
Shame/guilt because the Earth is about to implode.
There’s no saving us now, everyone should probably head to mid for one last hoorah…
This is apocalypse: we are all going to die.