Half priced pizza at Dominos all week long
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just when you were ready to give up on the semester, all your dreams are suddenly coming true: Dominos is taking 50% off of all pizzas this week on online orders (so you have until March 20th).
You can get delivery or, if you wanna get some exercise and spare yourself the delivery fee, you can get pickup. What do I personally recommend?
Order as many pizzas as possible, making your own pizza stash that you can keep in a freezer so that if you go broke on Emory’s expensive, sustainable food, you have a back-up plan.
Think of pizza like stock. Invest in pizza now while the price is low. Then the prices will rise. People will get desperate. Soon they will covet your pizza stores.
But you remembered to put a bike lock on the freezer right?
Anyway: enjoy your cheap pizza, you crazy college kids.