CU Boulder guys are ranked third most attractive college men in the nation
Save a horse, ride a Buff
It’s Valentine’s Day and whether you’ve got fun plans in Boulder with bae or are #foreveralone, CU ladies can count themselves lucky to be surrounded by some of the hottest guys in America. According to a study by Clover, CU Boulder men ranked the third most attractive men in the nation. So we sat down with some of those studs for those of you in the market.
Hometown: Denver, CO
Connor is an exceptionally charming guy, who went to Fiesta Bowl, loves pizza and has a rockin’ bod. He was overwhelmed when I tried to take his picture.
Hometown: Chicago, IL
Mike’s perfect Tinder date consists of heading to a weekend in Breckenridge for snowboarding in the winter or hiking up to the Flatirons for a picnic in the summer. He may be a freshman, but Mike knows how to cater to a woman’s’ needs.
Hometown: New York, NY
Major: Political Science
Dylan is exceptionally athletic and has won a plethora of trophies; including the New England Hockey Sectional Championship. Despite what he can do on the ice, it comes down to what’s underneath his protective gear – he has sent girls upwards of 20 nudes and has received more than 20 back.
Hometown: San Diego, CA
Major: Sociology and Environmental design
Colin has purchased flowers for a former lover for Valentine’s day. They were classic red roses if you want your own bouquet you need to be down-to-earth and chill to score a date with Colin.
Hometown: Philadelphia, PA
Major: Business Marketing
If Kevin could be any women in the world it would be Jennifer Lawrence, because she is so widely liked, and never has been in a movie with bondage (Dakota Johnson).
Hometown: Grand Rapids, MI
Major: Renewable Energy
Connor has never had a one night stand, and would actually take you out for sushi if you matched on tinder. *Cue the applause.*
Hometown: San Diego, CA
Major: Environmental Studies
Mateo has bought a girl a heart-shaped box of chocolates for Valentine’s day. You can catch him going to the gym two or three times a week, or he may be in the library studying about how to save the world.
Hometown: Aspen, CO
Josh’s ideal women would be 6ft tall and blonde, I asked why and he mentioned that his father told him to always say “6ft and blonde” if anyone every asks. S/O to daddy Baker. I would consider Josh to be v juicy.
Florian “Ryan” Miller
Hometown: Tulsa, OK
Ryan’s biggest turn off is bad hygiene, which I couldn’t agree more *checks breath,* the most romantic thing he has ever done for a girl he purchased a diamond necklace in order to ask a girl to prom.
Like I said, save a horse, and ride a Buffalo – they’re exceptionally good looking and apparently have good nude sending:receiving ratios.