Everything you missed at CU’s victorious Rocky Mountain beatdown

It really sucks to be a CSU Ram

Only one word comes to mind about the Rocky Mountain Showdown between CSU and CU: domination. CU absolutely dominated all of Friday afternoon, from our tailgating to the game itself.
IMG_2908Beautiful Mile High Stadium served as the neutral ground for the showdown. Denver greeted all of the Colorado’s fans, alumni and players with crystal clear blue skies. CU responded with a roaring stampede of Buffalos, that tore up the field and the tar parking lot.

Practically all of lot M was filled to the brim with lit Buffs on Friday afternoon. Lot M is still lingering with the stench of grilled meat patties and spilled beer. Damn Cam, the Buffs did you too dirty. After endless amounts of booze and ketchup, it was time for the game to start. To say the Buffs were hyped would be an understatement.

The brawl for the Centennial Cup was barely even a fight. It was like watching an inexperienced JV high school team trying to maintain their heads with the NFL pros.

CU was leading the first quarter by 14-0, 31-0 by the half and a whopping 44-7 when the gun went off.  Lol, it really wasn’t a showdown at all, more like a beatdown.

The Rams will still be bandaging themselves, and their bruises until the fall of 2017 for how badly they were beaten. CSU’s defense wasn’t any better, allowing CU to score on four of its first five possessions, but that’s no surprise because of how badly it sucks to be a CSU Ram.

I guess email weren’t the only thing that Hillary leaked…

Like they say, “if you can’t go to college, go to state.” CU currently leads the football series against Colorado State 62-21-2 for the  Centennial Cup.

Idk what was more painful to watch the video of the death of Harambe (RIP) or the slaughter of the CSU Rams.  Good luck next year Rams, you’re clearly going to need it!

SKOOOOO BUFFS!!!

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