What your laptop stickers say about you

Looking at someone’s laptop stickers can be surprisingly revealing about their personality and interests. By decorating your laptop, you make it stand out in a mass of MacBooks.

This is what your laptop stickers say about you.

‘I’m from Massachusetts and I want EVERYBODY to know that!’

When you’re sporting a sticker from your hometown people will come up to you and make sarcastic comments like “wait, are you from Massachusetts or something?” But if you didn’t know that before seeing this laptop, you definitely will after.

The Vineyard Vines whale and American flag sticker really add to the “preppy MA” aesthetic, while the excessive Brandy Melville stickers let it be known that you’re a ~young hipster~.

The down-to-earth one

This laptop sticker scenario is basically the more chill, down-to-earth version of the previous one. These stickers say, “Hey, I’m a proud American, but I also pick sunflowers, watch sports, care about global health and go on hikes.”

The owner of this laptop is probably friendly, easygoing, and knows how to talk to boys.

The minimalist

This laptop aesthetic is really more about the choice of case than sticker. The marble laptop case is divergent from the usual solid colored ones, implying that this person is classy and cool. The political sticker on the left says, “Hey guys, just letting you know that I read books and watch the news, and I’m with her.”

The one who had their laptop stolen

This laptop does not play around. This person has had their laptop stolen and they went and got this scary police sticker to scare off thieves and people in general from touching their laptop. This sticker says, “touch my laptop and I’ll end you.”

The in your face one

This array of stickers is the epitome of a girl who does yoga. She wants you to know that you cannot consume gluten with her, nor can you “fool”. The namaste sticker affirms the suspicion that she does indeed do yoga, and the kale one hints that she enjoys a nice green smoothie afterwards. This laptop says, “hello fellow humans. I love all people, we are all goddesses, especially Angelina Jolie.”

The naked one

This right here is the queen of all laptop sticker aesthetics: naked. No shell and no stickers because this person is a true hardo who doesn’t have time for superficial activities such as ordering laptop stickers on Redbubble. This person probably has a higher GPA than most and generally has their life together.