Forget Instagram, students are now sliding into Canvas DMs

Horny college students have managed to turn the most mundane platform into something that can get them laid. Canvas, the website professors use to upload syllabi and homework assignments, is apparently the new Tinder. Yep, students are sliding into their classmate's DMs on Canvas, and it's actually pretty smart.

When I was an undergrad, I had to hook up with my classmates the old fashioned way: by downing four straight shots of vodka and then spitting squarely into their mouths. But now online dating is now the norm, and no platform is off limits. If you're on the Internet long enough, anything can become a dating app.

His avatar looks pretty cute, I'd DM him.

But did she say yes??

*class.