Jared Kushner looks like one of the students who didn’t stand on their desk at the end of Dead Poets Society
And everything else they’re saying about him online
Jared Kushner, they say, looks like a grown-up Tom Riddle. Jared Kushner looks like the embalmed corpse of a nice Jewish boy. Jared Kushner looks and dresses exactly like every bro wedding guest who can’t wait to mouth the n-word when the DJ plays Kanye. Not our words, but those of everyone roasting Kushner on Twitter after he gave his first public remarks, revealing a nasal, child-like voice.
So without further ado, here are the best Jared Kushner jokes from Twitter.
Jared Kushner looks like one of the students who didn't stand on their desk at the end of Dead Poet's Society
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) June 20, 2017
Jared Kushner looks like the embalmed corpse of a nice jewish boy pic.twitter.com/3iPjbmiBJK
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) June 16, 2017
I'm actually kind of alarmed at how much Jared Kushner looks like a grown up Tom Riddle. pic.twitter.com/XUxoWabIYC
— Elizabeth M. (@_ElizabethMay) June 20, 2017
Jared Kushner looks and sounds like Pee-wee Herman, except Pee-wee wasn't corrupt and in bed with Russians. pic.twitter.com/ZSfjm0hpHD
— imfabulous (@imfabulous13) June 19, 2017
Jared Kushner looks and dresses exactly like every bro wedding guest who can't wait to mouth the n word when the DJ plays Kanye
— Cat Rhinehart (@catrhinehart) June 18, 2017
Jared Kushner looks like the kind of guy who asks for the night shift at a morgue pic.twitter.com/oYLmncWIIG
— Will Presti (@WillPresti) June 16, 2017
Jared Kushner perpetually looks like a private school student from the fifties who should be wearing dress shorts and knee socks.
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) June 19, 2017
Jared Kushner looks like someone just joked about him being a vampire and he totally is.
— Ali B (@wtflanksteak) June 4, 2017
[quietly enjoying morning tea with relatives] Jared Kushner looks like his semen would be cold
— Audrey Porne (@AudreyPorne) June 4, 2017
The problem with Jared Kushner is that he looks like the villain from every Lifetime movie. pic.twitter.com/3mdDYTZRWL
— Marie Connor (@thistallawkgirl) June 3, 2017
Jared Kushner looks like the kind of guy who has a mason jar of teeth in his closet.
— Vee (@Lovestained555) June 3, 2017
Jared Kushner looks like Boy from Little Monsters. pic.twitter.com/B9wQNTJXwK
— TheJazzyUte (@TheJazzyUte) June 2, 2017
why aren't more people talking about how jared kushner looks like grand moff tarkin? pic.twitter.com/6X95qUaWa6
— Stuart D.F. (@stuartfriedel) June 1, 2017
jared kushner looks like the mold they make death eater masks from
— Yung Sweet Babadook (@andnowtothemoon) June 1, 2017
Jared Kushner looks like the type of guy who used training wheels until he was like 17
— Woke Al Yankovic (@DillonGeroux) June 1, 2017
Stop saying that Jared Kushner is handsome. Jared Kushner looks like a scared baby that melted in the microwave.
— Evan DeSimone (@Smorgasboredom) June 1, 2017
Jared Kushner looks like he failed several childhood exorcisms pic.twitter.com/vTlfRRAb4e
— Anna Kareninuh (@JaneErrrr) May 30, 2017
This and every photo of Jared Kushner looks like it belongs in an intimate portrait series of off-duty drag performers without makeup pic.twitter.com/GxSx9MTedD
— Girl Fieri (@IsabelArcelia) May 30, 2017
Every photo of Jared Kushner looks like he just realized he's going to prison for Donald Trump. pic.twitter.com/akP4d8ra4q
— Greg (@waltisfrozen) May 30, 2017
Jared Kushner looks remarkably like Ted Bundy. pic.twitter.com/zfLV5QIFiJ
— Marcus C. Beaubier (@MarcusBeaubier) May 29, 2017