Jared Kushner looks like one of the students who didn’t stand on their desk at the end of Dead Poets Society

And everything else they’re saying about him online

Jared Kushner, they say, looks like a grown-up Tom Riddle. Jared Kushner looks like the embalmed corpse of a nice Jewish boy.┬áJared Kushner looks and dresses exactly like every bro wedding guest who can’t wait to mouth the n-word when the DJ plays Kanye. Not our words, but those of everyone roasting Kushner on Twitter after he gave his first public remarks, revealing a nasal, child-like voice.

So without further ado, here are the best Jared Kushner jokes from Twitter.