‘I never leave the house without doing my eyebrows,’ says woman who hasn’t washed her hair in weeks

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‘I never leave the house without doing my eyebrows,’ says woman who hasn’t washed her hair in weeks

Being an adult means prioritizing or something

I only have about two hours every morning to get ready before I need to walk out the door, so I really always knew it would come down to this. Growing up means prioritizing, and understanding what should be at the top of our list.

That’s why, with these few hours, I’ve decided to cut out showering and focus on more important things: My eyebrows. I’m still not sure when untamed brows became aspirational, but it takes a lot of work to make these thinning blondies look naturally disregarded.

First I comb them backwards, while adding small amounts of gel. Next, I add a dark creme shadow and powder, while brushing upwards. And to finish them off, I take a sharpie to my face and really just make sure they’re filled out thoroughly. Would be embarrassing if someone noticed they weren’t.

Así o mas naturales??…. Definitely what not to do with your brows ???#sharpiebrows#makeupbylamia1#humor#maicao

A post shared by Lamia Elneser (@makeupbylamia1) on Mar 12, 2017 at 9:15am PDT

But this morning I woke to a shock, when I learned bleached brows are the new Sharpie.

I imagine it’ll cost me at least few bottles of nail polish remover, and perhaps a chisel, but I’m committed to whatever brows trend is up-and-coming.

I’m mostly worried about what I’ll do with those two extra hours every day, but perhaps I can focus on the next most important things, like juice cleanses, or my morning pilates routine.

@carolinephinney