Urban Outfitters is now selling this ‘Free The Nipple’ shirt and it’s definitely NSFW

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Urban Outfitters is now selling this ‘Free The Nipple’ shirt and it’s definitely NSFW

Every day we stray further from God’s light

Urban Outfitters has an incredible, uncanny ability to take something that seems like an OK idea and just drive it off a cliff. As if we haven't suffered enough sartorially in a year that's given us clear-paneled jeans and a crop top that just says anal?, UO has decided to make things that much worse.

Yup, that's bare boob

Nipples are great and everything, but this 'free the nipple' top is so ridiculous that you might as well not be wearing anything at all.

The shirt's description online says its design was created to empower all genders to bare their nipples in public with comfort. It's set to come in four colors and yes, they all have disgusting names — I'd rather not wear something called 'areola pink.' What was so wrong with just calling it salmon?

If you feel so inclined to let your titties flop around, you can get the online-only shirt exclusively on the UO website for $79. Guess I'll go die.