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Starbucks is now selling drinks in mason jars, so we’ve officially reached peak whiteness
How is carrying around a glass jar convenient…?
In a desperate attempt to “maintain the sales of the beverages,” Starbucks has rolled out drinks in mason jars, and it is potentially the inconvenient thing that could have ever spawned from a company known for being located every 300 ft.
But at least your Instagram wet-dreams come true. Feast your eyes on these.
They’ve only been rolled out in Singapore so far, but they’ll likely be available with a cold-brew near you soon — America is the land of the basics after all. That said, I’m basic, and I think I’m cute, so maybe they’re not that bad after all.
They’ve also assured the mason jars come with with a cap so we won’t spill all over ourselves, when we inevitable add some whiskey to our cold-brew before that 6 pm lecture. No judgement.