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- QUIZ: Which iconic TV teen queen are you?
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- Meet Madison Gesiotto, the former Miss Ohio turned rising star of the right
- QUIZ: Can we guess your aesthetic in just ten questions?
- Alex Jones claims he’s being sued for investigating Pizzagate
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- Watch last night’s insane ‘La La Land’ Best Picture fiasco
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- Here’s why everyone’s wearing those blue ribbons at the Oscars
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- It’s official: Architects are the most sleep-deprived majors in America
- Literally just a list of hot guys you haven’t thought about since the mid-00s
- President Trump tells CPAC exactly what they want to hear – who cares about the truth?
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- Apparently, the newest lipstick trend is to look like you’ve been making out
- Melania’s deportation would have been ‘priority’ under Trump’s immigration order
- Something called ‘Sidebutt’ is the newest body craze, according to everyone in fashion
- MAC is unveiling a ‘Basic Bitch’ palette because they clearly know their audience
- The world’s first transgender doll has finally arrived
- Ranked: The most sleep-deprived college majors in America
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- Young male Republicans are delighted about Trump’s anti-trans move. Women disagree
- QUIZ: We know exactly how your life will turn out
- Your realistic guide to life after an extra-messy breakup
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- QUIZ: Which iconic 00s star are you?
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- QUIZ: Which Beyoncé are you?
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- Is there a secret ‘Harry Potter’ reference hidden in the new ‘Beauty and the Beast’ teaser?
- The students who invited Milo Yiannopoulos to their campuses say they would bring him back
- People are worried about Melania after she appears to flinch at Trump’s touch
- Everything you know if you’re both shy and outgoing at the same time
- Is it just me, or does every single Lana Del Rey song sound exactly the same?
- Which college drinks the most coffee in America?
- QUIZ: How likely are you to marry the last person you had sex with?
- #ThingsISayAfterSex is trending on Twitter and it proves that none of us have even a trace of chill
- Milo Yiannopoulos’ fans are actually boycotting CPAC after he was disinvited from speaking
- QUIZ: Which hot US President is your daddy?
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- Watch Emma Watson sing ‘Belle’ in the all-new ‘Beauty and the Beast’ teaser
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- Why ‘Great, Thanks!’ is the bitchiest email response to ever scorch the earth
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- Meet Tomi Lahren’s nemesis: A ginger Scotsman called Francis Maxwell
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- A definitive list of the shittiest American weightloss products to ever exist
- QUIZ: How white are you?
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- A journey through the weird, wonderful world of Melania Trump’s Twitter pictures
- Tiny Trump is an adorable new meme where he appears like a tiny lil President
- Name one person who ever actually made money selling their Beanie Babies
- Michelle should have been president instead, says the Obamas’ law professor
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- Meet the neo-Nazi coming to put up white pride posters on your campus
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- Experts have worked out which majors are worst for getting a good job after graduation
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- Researchers have figured out the majors where freshmen work harder than seniors
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- Apparently Mr. Darcy would be ass-ugly in real life, according to researchers
- Here’s a definitive ranking of the best and worst ways to slide into the DMs
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- What’s the best trash college bar in America? Vote here
- Introducing the Wokeboy, the fakest type of fuckboy you’ll ever meet
- In this turbulent political climate, it’s time to bring back clothes with writing on the ass
- ‘Breadcrumbing’ is a new type of ghosting you don’t even realize is happening
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- Elizabeth Warren was unfairly silenced by the GOP, so Twitter is speaking up on her behalf
- The GOP official who called for students to be shot says he ‘understands why people are angry’
- Barbie is totally gay, people
- QUIZ: Which older man should be your silver-haired daddy?
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- How did our tween selves not even realize that John Mayer was the fuckboy of our generation?
- OK, but what if Malia Obama has a cameo on ‘Girls’ this season?
- Trump is pissed not because SNL made fun of Spicer, but because he was played by a woman
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- Where in the feminism rulebook does it say we can’t criticize other women?
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- Take The Tab’s drug survey 2017
- Researchers have worked out which majors work the hardest in college
- A tribute to Tim: Fraternity brother and loyal friend who will be missed by the Penn State community
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- QUIZ: Can we guess which high school clique you were in?
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- This bizarre Twitter account predicted Trump, Brexit and Beyonce’s pregnancy
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- QUIZ: Which Kardashian baby are you?
- BREAKING: Matthew McConaughey no longer hot after attempting to normalize Trump
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- Trump reportedly pressures the women in his office to dress a certain way
- This Beyonce pregnancy conspiracy theory is absolutely wild
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