Merlin’s beard! Hogwarts are hiring

If you still need a job after graduation, there’s always Hogwarts

For those needing summer/post-grad work — and who don’t care about making their parents proud — Warner Bros’ London studio is hiring Harry Potter set hosts.

Show off your nerdery by showing guests things like the Platform 9¾ and the Great Hall. Share impressive movie facts with customers. Impress foreign visitors with your accent that sounds just like Harry’s!

For those of you seeking (I’m so sorry) the chance to be enrolled in Hogwarts in change for minimum wage, you can apply to join the Leavesden location here. Mudbloods need not apply.