Public sex can be hilarious and we’ve got the stories to prove it

Semi-public sex: Chrissy Teigen and John Legend apparently enjoy it (the dressing room at Fred Segal! High-end restaurants! Barack Obama campaign events!), and let’s be honest, so do we. It’s fun, it’s funny and — best of all — it usually makes for a really good story.

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“Basically when I went traveling literally everyone was having sex anywhere and everywhere, it became weirdly normal. I started out quite innocent and thinking I’d never have sex anywhere wild but ended up having sex on a train, the balcony of one of our hotels and in a hammock in a bar surrounded by like five other couples all probably doing the same. I’d probably feel a bit weird if I’d done it here but when I was there it was just the norm. I also had sex with my boss in the office — after hours — because neither of us could go back to ours because we both lived with colleagues.” – Ella

“I think having sex in weird places is HILARIOUS. Without even trying to I’ve compiled such a weird list. In a portaloo, in a tent, in my car, on a car bonnet, on the beach, hanging out my bedroom skylight, on the kitchen table, my parents’ bed, you name it, I’ve probably done it. I’ve never done it to be sexy, cause I’m the furthest thing from sexy, but it’s just hilarious to do it, and it’s always a funny story to tell.” – Mared

“I was feeling ballsy one night and this guy who I met came over my apartment. I knew he just wanted a one-night stand and I thought to myself, “why not make it memorable for me too if it is just a one-night stand”. So I asked, “Want to have sex in the laundry room?” And he said yes. Surprisingly wasn’t my last time doing that and it’s a hell of an experience.” – Gail

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“When I was younger, I did a lot of remarkably dumb things, and this was one of them. Basically, there was a bar near my college that had a big parking lot outside, and one night, my then-boyfriend and I drunkenly decided it would be funny to try and find an unlocked car to go hook up in.  I don’t know how or why we came up with this idea, but I do know that it was shockingly easy to do — apparently, people in downtown Rochester, New York are not in the habit of locking their vehicles. (Though clearly, they should be.) The best part? We pulled the same stunt on like two separate occasions after that and never got caught — though I do feel a bit bad about it now. Oh, but I always lock my car.” – Cait

“Over the summer, I went for drinks with a friend in the city, after he finished a job interview on Wall St. One thing led to another and we were headed back to his place on Long Island. We decided we couldn’t wait, and traffic sucked, so he pulled off the LIE onto a residential street in Queens within a few feet of the highway, and bent me over the back of his BMW convertible, while I’m pretty sure numerous residents who were likely still awake at 8pm saw us.” – Anonymous

“So when I was 16, I was dating a guy who’s parents were kinda weird about us hooking up so we left the house, went to the park nearby, found a less-visible area and did our thing on a log. Later on, we did the same under a bridge near my house. Then in college, I’ve had sex in two different buildings on campus (the Cathedral which is the landmark of campus and the Union). Both on-campus buildings were bathrooms/shower rooms.” – Erica

“Okay, so it was my idea actually, my boyfriend and I went to our high school in the summer late at night and hid under a towel because our turf is monitored by video cameras and went down to the 50 yard line and had sex right there! It was kind of scary because we didn’t know if we’d get caught so it was a pretty quick encounter … We laid the towel down so we wouldn’t get turf burn but it didn’t work out that well.” – Lizzy