These are the biggest crybabies of the Democratic Convention

‘The tape on our mouths is not as uncomfortable as watching Hillary become President’

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PHILADELPHIA — Last night, in the delegation from Michigan, we met the biggest crybabies of the Democratic Convention.

These teary-eyed Bernie delegates wore tape on their mouths felt-tipped with “silenced by the DNC”, and scrawled over the official “Love trumps hate” signs to read “Bernie trumps Trump”.

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This is the conversation we tried to have with them:

What are you protesting?

We are protesting the fact that the Bernie Sanders campaign has been messed with and silenced, over and over again.

How many of you are involved?

[Silence]

Can you talk through the tape?

A little bit.

Is the tape uncomfortable?

It’s not as uncomfortable as watching Hillary push her way through to becoming President.

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It was an uproarious first day for the DNC: we couldn’t find any Hillary supporters, many Bernie fans say they’d rather vote Trump, and he enjoyed yesterday more than anyone else.

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