These are the biggest crybabies of the Democratic Convention
‘The tape on our mouths is not as uncomfortable as watching Hillary become President’
Harry Shukman
PHILADELPHIA — Last night, in the delegation from Michigan, we met the biggest crybabies of the Democratic Convention.
These teary-eyed Bernie delegates wore tape on their mouths felt-tipped with “silenced by the DNC”, and scrawled over the official “Love trumps hate” signs to read “Bernie trumps Trump”.
This is the conversation we tried to have with them:
What are you protesting?
We are protesting the fact that the Bernie Sanders campaign has been messed with and silenced, over and over again.
How many of you are involved?
[Silence]
Can you talk through the tape?
A little bit.
Is the tape uncomfortable?
It’s not as uncomfortable as watching Hillary push her way through to becoming President.
It was an uproarious first day for the DNC: we couldn’t find any Hillary supporters, many Bernie fans say they’d rather vote Trump, and he enjoyed yesterday more than anyone else.