I bounced around on a pair of giant breasts at the Museum of Sex

Yes, it was awkward


After seeing countless Instagram posts from the Museum of Sex, my friends and I decided to be spontaneous and head on over.

However, the Museum of Sex was just as awkward and cringe-worthy as you imagine. As soon as you walk into the museum, you’re right in the middle of the gift shop, filled with everything from condoms, whips, and sex games. We may or may not have wasted $15 and purchased a Cosmopolitan’s 100 Kinky Sex Games pack for shits and giggles.

After browsing through this (rather erotic) gift shop, my friends and I made our way up- but first, picture #1.

Mo sex mo problems

With exhibits including “The Sex Lives of Animals” and rooms filled with kinky underwear and porn, it’s hard not to feel uncomfortable. There were rooms packed with sex toys, and videos of porn played on screens next to the exhibits.

Some of the exhibits were actual pieces of artwork you were allowed to touch/go inside, like this small one filled with mirrors.

We were scared to go in because we thought people were having sex inside

As you make your way through the different floors and rooms, you see the look on other patrons’ faces when they’re captivated by the porn playing on the screens and the X-rated photo galleries and sex toys. It was pretty funny, albeit super awkward.

The MOS is known for one thing in particular – their famous “Boob Bounce,” located all the way at the very end of the exhibits. The line was wrapped all the way around the room, we had to show ID, and even sign a waiver before entering.

Once you’re in, you’re only allowed to be in for approximately a minute or two (maybe even less), and only two are allowed at a time. Was it overrated? Very. Did I enjoy bouncing on blow-up boobs? Hell yeah.

I toppled over this boob and my phone went flying

All in all, the Museum of Sex was a unique one-time experience. Next time, I’ll leave sex where it belongs – the bedroom.

Check out all of the past and presents MOS exhibits here.