“Tils, make sure you get one of me and Esme dancing on the table!”
Stop what you’re doing, this question needs answering urgently.
‘It’s so long that before it ends it gets bored and starts calling itself Lawrence Street for no discernible reason’
‘But how can you live without bacon?’
‘Lib Dems are like Labour supporters but without the intense feeling of guilt every time they spend more than £10’
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