A collection of Twitter’s most savage take-downs of York students
These people have zero chill
As every UoY student knows, whilst we may have the prestige of coming to an awesome uni, with that we must also bear the burden of being stereotyped as boring.
Yawn, so unoriginal. The usual jokes of York being the "boring uni of the North", inferior to its cooler peers, Manchester and Leeds. Obviously this claim is completely wrong because Manc and Leeds students are so full of ket that their existence is like that Leonardo DiCaprio movie Inception and just one great big fucking lie, but that's a story for another day.
So anyway, in 2018 where everyone has a lot to say about everything, Twitter is our Colosseum for Generation Y keyboard warriors, and here is a montage of Twitter's most savage take-downs of UoY. Do enjoy.
Mate, if trebles are £2.70 you have every reason to be steaming
Well done york uni students, you managed to last 20 mins before someone throwing up
— ąʂɬơŋıơ (@AstonioBrooks) January 18, 2017
Did she just call us a "breed"?
why are york uni students the most annoying breed of uni students ever
— Amelia (@amilli_e) January 15, 2018
Shortly after vomming and dabbing, (hopefully not at the same time)…
Some certain uni of york students dab and it makes me wanna die help me pls xxx
— amy (@amygraant) January 21, 2017
To be fair right, he was probably a notorious Derwent or James lad, absolute fuckboy
I honestly fucking hate york uni students. police were called to McDonald's last night and two vans came because two girls had fallen out over a boy
— MC (@marffffff) October 23, 2017
We're too boring to do drugs, yet we're still class A…
Why are york uni students class A freaks
— Joe Rule (@joerule1811) October 15, 2017
Oh Joe, only between the sheets… 😉
Apparently we're baby faced Conservatives…
York is for Tory students and I just served three who took it insanely offensive that I asked them for ID
— drunken swami (@gaz_ellis1) January 9, 2018
Pussyholes too, umm…
As much as I hate it, I have to admit it, students of york uni are pussyholes
— Cam (@Man_like_cam) January 11, 2017
Don't forget nonces too!
uni of York students are the biggest nonces I've ever seen
— alice✨ (@alice_peel) November 24, 2017
Hands up everyone who was rejected from Oxbridge…
York Uni students are hilariously pretentious. Which is strange for a bunch of Oxbridge rejects.
— Alex White (@thisisalex123_) May 2, 2014
Okay I honestly think I've uncovered a bigger conspiracy theory than the the moon landing being faked…
Still can't get over how York Uni have an extra week off at Easter because the geese are in mating season and they get aggressive 😂😂
— Caseyx (@KcJayneLittle) March 21, 2017
The real reason there's a shortage of doctors in the NHS is bc the rest of York uni breaks up on Dec 1st to avoid "Geese mating season" but the med students stay until the 13th so we all get attacked
— beth (@beth_norman7) November 17, 2017
Rumour has it yorks easter holidays are so weird due to geese mating season, if that doesn't sum up my york uni experience idk what does
— Abby✨ (@Blim3yOr3illy) March 1, 2017
Even the geese are getting more action than you 🙁
Please raise your hand if you have ever felt personally victimised by Kiera
— shan (@ShanHarlandx) November 1, 2017
The sweet dulcet tones of York students…
Just over hearing students of Uni of York talking is enough to hurt my brain👀
— Jodie Krzyzanowski (@JODIEkrzyz) January 11, 2018
At least we're fit though…
Why is it every fit bird you come across goes to or went to York Uni? 🤔
— Chris (@ScoutingForPubs) July 7, 2016
Really, really, really hope he doesn't mean the geese.