We asked you which college was the best in bed

It wasn’t Derwent


We took our whiteboard around the campuses once again to find out more about your sex lives. 

Why? Because you all cared when was the last time everyone had sex.

Constantine received very few votes. But since they’ve only had a term to get their shagging skills on the radar, we can’t be too judgmental.

No surprise Alcuin also received next to no nominations. They don’t go out. They don’t pull. What do they do?

As for Halifax, it seems to be the shameful one night stand college, with one student saying: “I’ve fucked a lot of girls from Halifax. None I’d like to remember.”

Weirdly enough, Derwent only received one vote. So all that crap on Yik Yak “Langwith girls make more noise when they’re fucking Derwent boys” is just a load of bollocks.

Thanks to everyone who didn’t shy away from the whiteboard.

First year, English and Related Literature

Third year, Writing, Directing and Performance

Second year, History

First year, Psychology

Third year, Writing, Directing and Performance

First year, Psychology

Third year, History

First year, Electronic Engineering

First year, Social Policy

Third year, Writing, Directing and Performance

Congratulations to James College. As well as having some of the better accommodation, great location, and a decent sports record, you can now add best in bed to your bragging list.