Clubbers of the week

The only York-based weekly clubnight awards list you’ll want to read


These guys have kicked up a storm this week in the clubs. Some for all the right reasons and some not so much. Let’s have a butchers.

Hotties of the week: The genetic goldmines of UoY

Boys done good

Boys done good

Runners up:

Good genes/jeans

Good genes/jeans

Do you even go here?

Do you even go here?

Tuesday nights/Wednesday mornings

Tuesday nights/ Wednesday mornings

Creeps of the week:

"Christ I'm so in here..."

“Christ I’m so in here…”

"Babe don't worry, we've got a table in the Mambo Lounge..."

“Babe don’t worry, we’ve got a table in the Mambo Lounge…”

Levels of awkwardness: through the roof

Levels of awkwardness: through the roof

Those "come to bed" eyes

Those “come to bed” eyes

"Be cool bro, it's just a normal day"

“Be cool bro, it’s just a normal day”

Heroes of the week:

Lizo Mzimba from Newsround on a mad one

Lizo Mzimba from Newsround on a mad one

"Crikey, can't wait to tell Mungo and Bertie about this in the Christmas Hols!"

“Crikey, can’t wait to tell Mungo and Bertie about this in the Christmas Hols!”

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

The mid air photobomb. A fine art.

The mid-air photobomb. A fine art.

Heroines of the week:

A$AP Mob's sister group in Yorkshire

A$AP Mob’s sister group in Yorkshire

Shits given: none existant

Shits given: none existent

Best of the rest:

Just not hacking it

Just not hacking it

"Mate, have I told you about my gap year?"

“Mate, have I told you about my gap year?”

"I'll have what he's having..."

“I’ll have what he’s having…”