The only York-based weekly clubnight awards list you’ll want to read
These guys have kicked up a storm this week in the clubs. Some for all the right reasons and some not so much. Let’s have a butchers.
Hotties of the week: The genetic goldmines of UoY
Boys done good
Do you even go here?
Tuesday nights/ Wednesday mornings
Creeps of the week:
“Christ I’m so in here…”
“Babe don’t worry, we’ve got a table in the Mambo Lounge…”
Levels of awkwardness: through the roof
Those “come to bed” eyes
“Be cool bro, it’s just a normal day”
Heroes of the week:
Lizo Mzimba from Newsround on a mad one
“Crikey, can’t wait to tell Mungo and Bertie about this in the Christmas Hols!”
Yes. Yes. Yes.
The mid-air photobomb. A fine art.
Heroines of the week:
A$AP Mob’s sister group in Yorkshire
Shits given: none existent
Best of the rest:
Just not hacking it
“Mate, have I told you about my gap year?”
“I’ll have what he’s having…”