Clubbers of the week

The only York-based weekly clubnight awards list you’ll want to read


These guys have kicked up a storm this week in the clubs. Some for all the right reasons and some not so much. Let’s have a butchers.

Hotties of the week: The genetic goldmines of UoY

Boys done good

Runners up:

Good genes/jeans

Do you even go here?

Tuesday nights/ Wednesday mornings

Creeps of the week:

“Christ I’m so in here…”

“Babe don’t worry, we’ve got a table in the Mambo Lounge…”

Levels of awkwardness: through the roof

Those “come to bed” eyes

“Be cool bro, it’s just a normal day”

Heroes of the week:

Lizo Mzimba from Newsround on a mad one

“Crikey, can’t wait to tell Mungo and Bertie about this in the Christmas Hols!”

Yes. Yes. Yes.

The mid-air photobomb. A fine art.

Heroines of the week:

A$AP Mob’s sister group in Yorkshire

Shits given: none existent

Best of the rest:

Just not hacking it

“Mate, have I told you about my gap year?”

“I’ll have what he’s having…”