Breaking news: Derwent no longer has asbestos
This year it’s Ebola
First asbestos, now Ebola – Derwent just can’t catch a break.
Last year we all knew the infamous “Derwent’s got asbestos” chant. But this year everything has changed.
It was revealed on the popular app Yik Yak that Derwent in fact has Ebola.
We all know this isn’t factually true but the chant still stands.
Second year Derwent-er Grace Capps merely said: “lol” when she heard about the new chant.
Will Derwent ever heard the end of it?
Students had a lot to say about this breaking news.