Have you lost your bag of coke?
Because the police have it now
Vigilant campus security sniffed out a bag of white powder outside Halls on Hes East campus on Sunday night.
Police confirmed they were handed a sachet of what was presumably coke, but could have been something else.
But while the mysterious fresher must be gutted to part with such a pricey powder, they are already being branded a “fucking legend”.
A Police spokesman confirmed: “At 3.45pm we received a call from security saying a bag of white powder had been found outside university halls.”
David Garner from the uni press office said: “A sachet containing a small quantity of white powder was discovered outside a public place – yes it was halls, but I’m not telling you which – on Heslington East campus.
“It was handed into security. There was no indication that it was a controlled substance.”
When asked what action the uni would take if it was a baggie of blow, he said: “That’s hypothetical, it’s in the hands of the police now.”
Rumours circulating on campus suggested a fresher had been arrested after he was caught with coke on the way to Weelow.
One student wrote on Facebook: “He’s a fucking legend.”
But police confirmed butterfingers avoided arrest – it’s not all bad luck.