His flat has enough bottles of Ciroc to fuel a bar in Mayfair
He’s the TEDxWarwick director, does PPE and even has a six pack
‘There is not a single student who hasn’t been exposed to the biggest presence on campus’
At least at uni your mum can’t make you empty the dishwasher
Students were notified halfway though the exam
‘It’s a non-profit event; of the people, for the people, by the people’
‘It was essentially 6,000 words of bullshit on bullshit’
The fields are endless and just about everyone is related
Including the one who only does revision so that they can put it on their Snapchat story
Telling them to “cheer up” is hardly helpful
‘All the parties promise things they can’t deliver, it’s frustrating’
Including every time Harry Baron says ‘hello sweetie’
