Warwick’s most eligible bachelorette nomination: Hannah Timmis
Just like Karen from Mean Girls, she says her boobs can tell if it’s going to rain
Corrine CorrodusAfter receiving hundreds of nominations for Warwick’s most eligible bachelorette, we’re presenting the best of the bunch to you.
Today’s nominee is Hannah Timmis from Wales, a second year History of Art student and self- proclaimed David Attenborough lover.
Hannah is on the right
When she’s not having a nap, Hannah’s hobbies include Warwick pole, catching up on Planet Earth re-runs, collecting fleeces and staring at her Gerard Butler cut-out.
An interesting fact is that, just like Karen from Mean Girls, she claims her boobs can tell if it’s going to rain.
When we asked her how it felt to be nominated, Hannah told us: “I thought it was a piss take when I found out I got nominated – so shout out to Kate to whom I owe everything.”
Her nominators described her as a “sassy beautiful makeup queen with amazing boobs”, while another person said that she was “such a nice girl” that she would make more then a deserved winner.
The vote for Warwick’s most eligible bachelorette will be open later this week.
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