Revealed: Smack is the 15th worst club in the UK

Try not to cry into your queue jumps


The readers of the Tab have spoken and voted Smack as the 15th worst club in the UK.

With 173 votes, Warwick came just below Kuda in York and Dusk in Stirling.

Manchester’s Fifth Avenue came in at first place, just in front of Institute in Aberdeen and Lola Lo’s in Oxford.

The club renowned for the the explicit wall art is officially decreed as a little bit shit, but are you that surprised?

Try not to cry into your queue jumps guys, I’m sure the club will continue as usual despite the shame this news brings. Maybe give one of the bouncers a cuddle though, I’m sure they’re gonna take it pretty hard.

But next time you’re in downstairs Smack with sweat pouring from your face and random bodies grinding up against you remember that there are 14 other places you could be that are even more tragic.