We asked non-Londoners to define London slang
‘Gassed means stoned, right?’
Coming from London, I initially thought that the slang used back home was ubiquitous.
I quickly realised that the contrary was the case, which is probably for the best. So, I went and asked non-Londoners to attach meaning to the urban verbiage.
Richard Barton
Yat (a girl/female) – “Isn’t it a type of mosquito that only resides in London?”
Bait (obvious/conspicuous) – “It’s like when you’re deliberately trying to annoy someone.”
Gassed (overly excited or happy) – “Stoned?”
Kate Whitehouse
Backoff (a plump behind) – “If you have a fuck load of essays?”
Neek (cross between nerd and geek) – “If they’re like super pumped for everything?”
Wasteman (one who does nothing with his life) – “Someone who gets high a lot.”
Lukas Josten
Yat – “An idiot.”
Bait – “Sneaky maybe?”
Wagwan (greeting derived from ‘what’s going on?’) – “Doesn’t sound English at all. I welcome you?”
Stefano Trucco
Piff (good or good looking) – “It’s weird because we have an Italian comic who uses that name. I have no idea.”
Wasteman – “Someone that doesn’t care about the way he looks to people.”
Backoff – “Maybe the butt?”
Rebecca Unsworth White
Piff – “It’s either ugly or really pretty. I think it’s pretty.”
Backoff – “Someone you don’t wanna meet in an alleyway?”
Wagwan – “That’s ‘hi’. It can be used as a question. I know a lot about wagwan.”
George Williams
Yat – “A delinquent.”
Bait – “Like jailbait or?”
Wagwan – “When you’re out with the lads having a good time.”
Matt Hill & Will Brookman
Wasteman – “Someone useless.” (Matt), “A fassy – that’s just like a wasteman.” (Will)
Neek – “A pussy or a melt.” (Will), “I agree with that.” (Matt)
Nitty – “A little pussy bitch.” (Will), “Annoying.” (Matt)
Peak (a bad situation) – “Something bad.” (Will), “Something good.” (Matt)
Lucas Wayne
Neek – “I think it’s racist.”
Wasteman – “Scumbag. A low-life scumbag.”
Wagwan – “It’s hello for black people.”
Bare (very) – “Grylls.”
George Alldred
Piff – “I reckon piff would be an absolutely ponce – really upper class.”
Wagwan – “Some sort of tent, or a stall in a London market.”
Skeen – “I reckon it’s negative. I reckon it’s like a sausage fest.”
Nitty – “A bit of a grammar Nazi.”
Neek – “Neek as in unique. Someone who has something weird about them. If that’s not the actual reason then the Londoners are wrong. I smashed that one.”
Alex Grantham
Bait – “A female worth pursuing.”
Neek – “A midget or someone short.”
Mandem – “Someone on point with their dancing.”
Yat – “A dyslexic person trying to talk about yik yak.”
Licked (heavily intoxicated) – “Being tantalisingly ripped.”
Ella Heath
Yat – “A boat, like a yacht.”
Peak – “That means good. Bad. I’m gonna go for good.”
Creasing – “Isn’t that a dance move?”
Neek – “An annoying animal. You know, like a rat.”