Exams are Over. So Get Drunk Not Fat
Use this handy table for that cheeky pint or two after your exams
Rob SegerAs exams come to an end the modern man has to choose his pint with his beach body in mind, so here’s our ‘pint on campus’ guide for getting drunk with minimum six pack consequences.
The following graphic ignores price and is a display of the best beverage from each bar in terms of the ABV to Calorie ratio.
And yes I realise the irony of this coming from me.
Also look out for the next instalment ‘get drunk not poor’.
Boring Explanation Bit
We took all the pints you can order from the various pubs and worked out the ratio of calories to alcohol by volume (ABV) percentage, the calories were obtained from ‘http://www.myfitnesspal.com’ and ‘http://www.nutracheck.co.uk‘. The results were the amount of calories per alcohol percentage, ie the best beverage will have the most amount of alcohol per calorie. The graphic displays the best performing pints available from each bar.
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