UWE’s Most Eligible Bachelor: The Final
The boys are back in town
Leah RichardsonAfter numerous months of agonising tension (no not sexual), the long, awaited moment for the final of UWE's Most Eligible Bachelor is here!
Girls prepare to be flabbergasted by this stunning array of hunky singletons, so without further ado, we give to you the Top 6 Hottest Males at UWE….
Daniel Strutt
Straight out of a boy band
Gin and Tonic or Pint? Pint
Pams or Motion? Motion
What do you look for in a partner? A dick
Fave Netflix show? Sense 8
Last time you went on a date? January
Which person from the other rounds would you most like to go on a date with? No one cuz they're all straight, soz gals
Jorge Calbral
"I wasn't ready, I promise"
Gin and Tonic or Pint? G&T
Pams or Motion? Pams
What do you look for in a partner? A girl that doesn't leave me as quickly as Mike Hale disappears on a night out
Fave Netflix show? Suits
Last time you went on a date? 6 weeks ago
Which person from the other rounds would you most like to go on a date with? Tabitha McCallum
Ned Lunnon-Wood
Boomtown on my ones x
Gin and Tonic or Pint? Pint
Pams or Motion? Pams
What do you look for in a partner? A pulse
Fave Netflix show? Californication
Last time you went on a date? On one right now
Which person from the other rounds would you most like to go on a date with? Will Tracey
Dan Merritt
Caitlyn Jenner is that you?
Gin and Tonic or Pint? Pint
Pams or Motion? Motion
What do you look for in a partner? Sense of humour
Fave Netflix show? Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Last time you went on a date? 5 months
Which person from the other rounds would you most like to go on a date with? Phoebe Leigh
Sean Speczyk
Only wears YSL
Gin and Tonic or Pint? G&T, Double Vodka lemonade after rugby though
Pams or Motion? Wherever the bitches are
What do you look for in a partner? Big tits
Fave Netflix show? Top gear
Last time you went on a date? On one now
Which person from the other rounds would you most like to go on a date with? Tabitha McCallum
Thomas Webb
River cruise down the Thames with mummy and her pals
Gin and Tonic or Pint? Pint
Pams or Motion? Pams but would prefer Thekla as a choice
What do you look for in a partner? A bit of intelligence, a bit of personality and a great sense of humour
Fave Netflix show? Mindhunter
Last time you went on a date? Two years ago
Which person from the other rounds would you most like to go on a date with? Megan Lamble
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