UWE’s Most Eligible Bachelor: Round 3
Sad that it’s almost over
Leah RichardsonHere, beautiful UWE students we give to you the last round before the final of "UWE's Most Eligible Bachelor". To say that the competition has been tough is an understatement with many contestants getting stitched up by their mates.
So, we are back again and we are calling all of you fitties from all walks of life to rejoice together and celebrate your hotness! We have left the pengest of the peng, the most elite UWE students until last. The power is in your hands to decide who gets crowned "UWE's Most Eligible Bachelor".
The two winners from each round will be entered into our final, so show some love for that hot single guy that you see in the lib everyday and get voting!
Daniel Strutt
Models for Vogue in his spare time
Year of study: 2nd year
Course: Geography
Best chat up line: "Oh, you're straight. So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet"
Single for: Forever :/
Will Tracey
Goes Pams every Wednesday
Year of study: 2nd year
Course: Business and Events Management
Best chat up line: "Will doesn't chat girls up, girls chat him up"
Single for: A while but never sleeps alone
Ross Edmonds
On my gap year
Year of study: 2nd year
Course: Criminology and Law
Best chat up line: "I may not go down in history but I will go down on you"
Single for: 2 years
Tom Edwards
All my bitches love me
Year of study: 1st year
Course: Business Entrepreneurship
Best chat up line: "Sorry can I borrow your phone, just need to tell my mum that angels do exist"
Single for: 3 years
Courtney Daniels
Getting ready for prom
Year of study: 1st year
Course: Game technology
Best chat up line: "I may be a nerd but I'd pause my game for you"
Single for: 3 months
Krystian Bik
Two of my ex's
Year of study: 2nd year
Course: Quantity Surveying and and Commericial Management
Best chat up line: "Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong"
Single for: 4 months
Ned Lunnon-Wood
Hefner and his bunny
Year of study: 1st year
Course: Business Entrepreneurship
Best chat up line: Anyone remember this guy from the freshers fair? Still looking for love
Single for: Probs forever
Vote here for whoever tickles your fancy
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