Forget about the Phoenix Court leak, here are the Clubbers of The Week
Yaaaassss
We’ve picked out some weird ones, some hot ones and some questionable ones. From Lola lo's to Pam Pams – grab yourself a cuppa, lets have a giggle!
Scroll down to see if you've made the cut…
I'll have whatever she's having
You're like, regulation hotties
When you see a 10 in the distance
When ya mate pulls a worldie
Poor chap. Obvs didnt get the grey memo
Go home and rest that wrist mate
Where has that finger been?!
I'm well confused
''What shit tune should I play next?''
WAGWAN MUVAFUCKA
She's fuming she's been left out
Her vodka must smell peng
And thats a wrap, will you make the cut for next week?
Pam Pam's pictures courtesy of: SAY Photography, featured image courtesy of SWX Far Fetched
UWE’s Bristol Equity programme named best in country
The programme was introduced in 2016 and offers BAME students a chance to leverage leadership and enterprise skills for life after graduation
Report shows over half of UWE students who died by suicide had asked the uni for help
Eight students had filed for extenuating circumstances or re-sat exams
Third year buys sanitary products for everyone out of her loan to help period poverty at UWE
Keep your eye out for free sanitary products around campus
CCTV shows hooligan students egging Frenchay house in ‘racist’ attack
Police are investigating as UWE students are allegedly involved in harassing residents in Cheswick Park
UWE tells trans students ‘we support you’ after backlash over toilet posters
The posters urge students at the university to not challenge people they feel are in the ‘wrong’ bathroom
A UWE student has died by suicide
The university confirms the death of a second year Mental Health nursing student
UWE SU Education VP suspended pending investigation over alleged ‘unauthorised release’ of uni suicide figures
Ayrden Pocock is being investigated following leaked ‘confidential documents’ last November
70 students evacuated after fire in Brecon Court
It took four crews from different fire stations to tackle the fire last night
The Loop is organising a pop-up recreational drug testing service in Stokes Croft this weekend
92 percent of Bristol UWE students have admitted to trying recreational drugs whilst at university
UWE suspends overnight counselling service Nightline
The service was run by volunteers and has been temporarily suspended
UWE accused of lying about student suicide figures
14 students died by suicide in the last eight years
Bristol City Council install bollards in place of sheltered spot used by homeless people
The council say they’ve done this due to reports of antisocial behaviour
Climate change resistance group block Bristol roads armed with samba bands and unicorns
Extinction Rebellion holds peaceful protests across the country
The 71 bus service to Bower Ashton has been severely reduced and they won’t tell us why
An absolute liberty if I do say so myself
As well as his hate list, Ben wrote Ellie a ‘game plan’ and threatened to leave MAFS Australia
‘You have three to five days left, be kind’
Sara EXPOSES Jack for flirting with her and ‘grabbing her butt’ on MAFS Australia
She was made to feel ‘extremely uncomfortable’
Inside the wholesome Traitors cast weekend away where Diane had the fizzy rosé flowing
Not Charlie getting into a hot tub fully clothed
Love Island All Stars couple Jess and Callum have SPLIT after huge public rows
‘He was seen partying with another blonde’
Jono secretly admitted he wished he was married to Ellie and called her ‘hot’ during MAFS
Despite insisting they were ‘just friends’
MAFS Australia production got so angry at Ben his friends and family visit was edited out
Ben would ‘constantly speak in riddles’ and production ended up ‘yelling at him’ over it
Um, MAFS’ Timothy’s claiming Ben ‘stole’ his lyrics for the hell on earth Ellie apology song
Is anything normal happening on MAFS Australia at this point?
The MAFS Australia experts revealed their fave cast members and the choices are wild
Alessandra is a real one
MAFS Australia alumni Jesse reveals which 2024 couples he thinks are in fake relationships
I’m actually so shocked
MAFS Australia set to be rocked by a HUGE cheating scandal involving Jono and Ellie
They were secretly messaging each other throughout MAFS
Ranking all of Sydney Sweeney’s roles by how hard they slayed
She ate her Immaculate performance up and left no crumbs, nun at all
In full: The letter MAFS Australia’s Ben wrote to Ellie listing all the things he hates about her
It includes her vaping, and waking up when he walks into the bedroom
Omg, Jayden and Eden ‘agreed to be puppets’ to get more airtime on MAFS Australia
‘Producers told them they needed to cause drama or go home’
Tori and Jack are charging fans a whopping $118 for a MAFS Australia meet and greet?!
You couldn’t pay me to shake his hand
Selling Sunset agent Chelsea Lazkani files for divorce from her businessman husband
He’s the father of their two young children
Um, Ridge is apparently launching a whole ‘deece’ clothing line around his MAFS catchhrase
I’ll be decked out from head to toe
Awkward! These are officially the least popular Russell Group universities in 2024
Cambridge students everywhere crying as we speak
Ella May Ding just absolutely dragged Jayden from MAFS Australia on a podcast
She didn’t hold back, obviously