
UWE’s BNOC 2017 nominations are now open
I didn’t have to say their name, but you started thinking about them
Nominations are open for the biggest competition of the year: BNOC 2017.
With thousands casting their votes in our most eligible bachelor and bachelorette competitions, and applications flooding in for our UWE’s Maddest Fresher contest, we’re expecting UWE’s biggest BNOC to be our best competition yet.
Being named UWE’s biggest BNOC will be a life defining moment for one lucky person, something they’ll put on their CV, probably get tattooed and realistically put on their tombstone.
Fill in the form below and nominate the king or queen of UWE.

UWE’s Bristol Equity programme named best in country
The programme was introduced in 2016 and offers BAME students a chance to leverage leadership and enterprise skills for life after graduation

Report shows over half of UWE students who died by suicide had asked the uni for help
Eight students had filed for extenuating circumstances or re-sat exams

Third year buys sanitary products for everyone out of her loan to help period poverty at UWE
Keep your eye out for free sanitary products around campus

CCTV shows hooligan students egging Frenchay house in ‘racist’ attack
Police are investigating as UWE students are allegedly involved in harassing residents in Cheswick Park

UWE tells trans students ‘we support you’ after backlash over toilet posters
The posters urge students at the university to not challenge people they feel are in the ‘wrong’ bathroom

A UWE student has died by suicide
The university confirms the death of a second year Mental Health nursing student

UWE SU Education VP suspended pending investigation over alleged ‘unauthorised release’ of uni suicide figures
Ayrden Pocock is being investigated following leaked ‘confidential documents’ last November

70 students evacuated after fire in Brecon Court
It took four crews from different fire stations to tackle the fire last night

The Loop is organising a pop-up recreational drug testing service in Stokes Croft this weekend
92 percent of Bristol UWE students have admitted to trying recreational drugs whilst at university

UWE suspends overnight counselling service Nightline
The service was run by volunteers and has been temporarily suspended

UWE accused of lying about student suicide figures
14 students died by suicide in the last eight years

Bristol City Council install bollards in place of sheltered spot used by homeless people
The council say they’ve done this due to reports of antisocial behaviour

Climate change resistance group block Bristol roads armed with samba bands and unicorns
Extinction Rebellion holds peaceful protests across the country

The 71 bus service to Bower Ashton has been severely reduced and they won’t tell us why
An absolute liberty if I do say so myself

‘F**k the Supreme Court’: All the Glastonbury artists who spoke up about abortion rights
Artists across the weekend used their platform to send a clear message

I dived into Lily Allen’s nostalgic discography and ranked her 22 greatest songs of all time
Olivia Rodrigo bringing Lily out at Glasto to sing F*ck You at the Supreme Court was a moment

None of us can wait for volume two so here are a load more Stranger Things four memes
I am not emotionally ready for this to end

‘F**k the Supreme Court’: All the Glastonbury artists who spoke up about abortion rights
Artists across the weekend used their platform to send a clear message

These are all the celebs spotted living their best lives at Glastonbury this weekend
I’m just salty I wasn’t there

From alien-hunting to iCarly – this is what the Sonny with a Chance cast are up to now
The Mandela Effect is finding out there were only two seasons

A bunch of Umbrella Academy season three theories more wild than the Kugelblitz
Storming Netflix HQ to find out about The Jennifer Incident, who’s with me?

The Love Island 2022 web: How the contestants secretly knew each other before the show
Davide spent Christmas with another Islander?!

Just as we started getting over the FOMO, a bunch of people got engaged at Glasto 2022
Gorgeous, gorgeous girls get engaged at Glastonbury

Everything you need to know about those white powdered oranges on your TikTok FYP
I need to know how they make them so juicy

Right, now it’s time to talk about *that* apocalyptic Umbrella Academy ending
Reginald Hargreeves, I was rooting for you, we were all rooting for you!

NUS President Larissa Kennedy calls Piers Morgan ‘snowflake’ and owns him over free speech
Piers set off a ‘trigger warning alarm’ every time he pretended to be ‘triggered’ by something she said

Named: All the MPs who have voted against abortion laws in the UK
Universities minister Michelle Donelan is among the 99 MPs who voted against extending abortion rights to Northern Ireland

Someone has created the new Love Island villa on The Sims and it is ART
‘I even created the Hideaway for a Sims couple who might want a night alone to WooHoo!’

These Glastonbury 2022 flags prove British festival culture is alive and well
‘I didn’t become a little bit of a flag, I became a total flag’

Roe v. Wade: How the devastating decision affects us in the UK, and how we can help
In a single year, 100,000 British people have been targeted with pro-life harassment

America has just overturned abortion rights, so what are the laws for abortion in the UK?
Abortion was only decriminalised in Northern Ireland in 2019

Hear me out: Boris Johnson staying as Prime Minister is the best thing for this country
If you want the Tories booted out at the next election, he needs to stay until then

What does Roe v Wade being overturned actually mean?
And what is the Federal Government doing about it?

Drag Race Down Under has addressed the rumours RuPaul was green screened in via CGI
Fans on Reddit believed Ru never actually set foot on the set looool