Which Ex on the Beach star are you? Take our quiz to find out

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Ex on the Beach is one of the greatest shows to ever grace our screens. Most of those that appear on it are total degenerates, but they do provide us with a little reassurance that we are still good people, even if we skip all our 9ams.

Of course, there are some magical characters who will stay with us forever, but most are the sort of people you wouldn’t want to be associated with. Take our all important quiz, and finally find out whether you’ll make it in life or have sex in the Penthouse on your first night.