UWE’s Most Eligible Bachelorette: the Results
The moment you’ve all been waiting for
Reuben Nash2016 has been one of the worst years in living memory. Prince, Bowie, the announcement of James Blunt’s new album: it’s bad news left right and centre. The Tab, however, have once again come to the rescue, and here are the long awaited results of our competition, “UWE’s Most Eligible Bachelorette 2016”.
The standard of entrants this year was incredibly high, with some of the world’s best singles nominated, to the point where we had to turn some down. There can, of course, only be one winner, and so here is UWE’s most eligible bachelorette…
Lydia Rafferty Flynn.
Taking a phenomenal 39% of votes Lydia can officially take her crown as UWE’s most eligible bachelorette.
Her reaction was: “I’d like to thanks my mam and my dad for my genes! My best niamh for her support and voting for me a million times. I’m so happy I’ve won it’s exactly what I needed to boost my confidence and hopefully I might actually get a date now!”
The results were as follows:
Lydia- 313 votes or 39%
Olivia- 225 votes or 28%
Katie- 187 votes or 23%
Kate- 86 votes or 11%
Congratulations to all that entered and thank you to everyone who voted.
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