There’s a free Valentine’s Day party in Bristol

A singleton’s dream

Valentine’s Day can be a hard time of year for us single folk, and that’s why Brooklyn Zoo have teamed up with the Small Horse Social Club to bring Bristol’s love sick a Valentine’s day to remember.

If you’re already dreading the Instagram posts and arduous Snapchat stories of tacky presents and awkward meals then look no further. It’s clear this will be a truly accepting place, with the page’s rules specifying:

1. No dickheads
2. No dickheads
3. No roadmen
4. No dickheads

Escape the cringe this Valentine's Day

Escape the cringe this Valentine’s Day

It’s running between midday and 8pm, and we’ve been told to expect free entry all afternoon, great WiFi, the most fun playlist ever and you can even be in bed by 9pm so you’re super ready for Monday.

Rather than letting Netflix binge you into an early grave this Sunday, why not take a chance at love?

There you have it, if you’re single and want to take a chance at Sunday afternoon love then get down to the Small Horse Social Club by Timbuk2, and buy that hottie you’ve made eyes at in Pams a massive drink. Take a chance at love.